PatRo can beat up your dad

Our friend PatRo is back in action:

The Rev. Pat Robertson said Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon was punished by God for dividing the Land of Israel.
Speaking on the "700 Club" on Thursday, Robertson suggested that Sharon, who is currently in an induced coma following a massive stroke and cerebral hemorrhage, and former Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, assassinated by an Israeli extremist in 1995, were being treated harshly by God for dividing Israel.

Of course.

And the floods, hurricanes and poverty in the Red States are rewards for faithfulness.

See, when you pray that God brings you closer to Him, he blesses you with new challenges.